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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who robbed blind people? Nobody saw it coming."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then a table, then a stool..."

"Waiter can you get rid of this fly in my starter ! I can't do that sir he's not had his main course yet !"

"9/10 people said they enjoyed gang rape"

"Be thankful for Facebook, the way gas prices are headed we may never actually see each other again."

"Confucius Say . . . Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Stabbing a man with a spoon is pointless."

"How do depressed people play the violin? With a razor and their wrist."

"I can't date fat women anymore... I just found out I'm lactose intolerant. Note: I just heard this from some landscapers as I walked my dog."

"Finally figured out why even smart people fall for click bait..."

"What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'? The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her."