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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? Nsfw You can't marmalade your cock up someones ass."

"My therapist told me I should start making my own decisions. So I stopped seeing him."

"I bet if Bruce Banner had children he'd be the Hulk more than 90% of the time."

"I have no use for this *tosses dictionary out of glass square thing which you can see outside through*"

"How do you contact a cross dresser? Shemail"

"A cell phone with a low battery is nothing more than a damn-cell in distress"

"I've made too many withdrawals from the spank bank... They tell me my count is getting low."

"I had tears in my eyes when my dad chopped up Onions I loved Onions. He was a great dog."

"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his wife? Wipes his ass."

"I asked my wife if anything was wrong and she said ""yes"" and I'm completely lost, I've never played the game like this before."