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Joke of the Day
"The last four digits of you're credit card are: 8905 So, who just got a mini heart attack?"
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"If you ever feel like you can't do something, just remember... Suicide Squad is an Oscar nominated film."
"Why don't black people dream ? The last one who had a dream got shot."
"Q: why do the gay guys like midnight? A: twelve DONGS!"