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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away? Gonorrhea."
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"Bet you can't see your dick My colleague said to me, ""I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower."" ""No, just your daughter's head,"" I replied."
"No, of course I'm not mad. It's fine. *goes home, starts building a Death Star."
"Fortune cookie- You will have a successful TV show. Me- How old is this cookie?!"
"Why do spiders hate Area 51? It's a no-fly zone."
"I tried coke once. And then for like another 3 years to make sure I didn't like it"
"Is BB hungry? No, BB-8."
"What's a man's idea of a perfect date? A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack."
"What happens to gay horses when they die? They become ""super"" glue!"
"I was kicked out of the military because I got gonorrhea It was a dishonorable discharge"