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Joke of the Day
"Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me... With just the tip."
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"If someone enjoys bondage, and they hang themselves... Does that mean they died from having a kink in their neck?"
"MAYBE PEACH JUST LIKES BOWSER A LOT AND WE'RE FOLLOWING A NARRATIVE OF MARIO THE DELUSIONAL HOMEWRECKER. *cops pull me from operating room*"
"Don't think we didn't notice that you deleted your status when no one Liked it."
"I lovingly caress my belly. ""You're expecting?"" a woman asks. I smile serenely. ""Just ate an amazing burrito,"" I tell her."
"How cute would it be if park rangers had tiny handcuffs for raccoons that steal campers' food?"
"What do you call a one-legged asian woman? Irene"
"An Korean sees a gay Yu-Gi-Oh player And says "" you.... Gay ... Oh!"""
"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing. Edit: ( )"
"Headed to police station to go through mugshots for a date tonight. I don't trust ChristianMingle."