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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a one-legged asian woman? Irene"
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"Winter's coming so I'm knitting you a muffler. What size is your mouth?"
"My wife has been really cold to me lately. Ever since she passed away."
"I wonder what Cannibals & Aztecs would say, watching civilized people eat symbolic hearts of loved ones on Valentine's Day."
"I've been married to my wife for 20 years this week.. I've been married to my wife for 20 years this week and I've finally found the G Spot.. Turns out her sister had it all along."
"Be careful what batteries you use. My GF uses Energizer batteries and her kid keeps going and going."
"What is robin going to get for Christmas? An oviposition set"
"What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold? Iron Pirate"
"If God doesn't believe in himself... Does that make him an atheist or does he just have low self-esteem?"
"How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee? ""Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."""