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Joke of the Day
"How cute would it be if park rangers had tiny handcuffs for raccoons that steal campers' food?"
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"Children in the back seat cause accidents... ...accidents in the back seat cause children."
"Why do elephants paint their balls red? So they can hide in apple trees. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating apples."
"I treat my wife the same way I treat a bottle of ketchup... I always take the top off, flip it upside down, and hit it has hard as I can."
"I'm reading Lord of the rings, Galndalf just died... My wife asked me if Snape killed him."
"What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Rubberto"
"Diff Good Girl & Bad Girl What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home."
"Why was the crocodile taking viagra? He was suffering from eREPTILE disfunction."
"My comedian alias would be The Carcinogin My jokes give people cancer"
"An old couple was found dead in a drive in theater ... they came to see the movie ""Closed for Winter""."