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Joke of the Day
"So I woke up to a blowjob this morning... That's the last time I fall asleep with my mouth open"
Next Joke
"There's too much nudity on TV these days... ... all I can do is sit here and shake my fist at it."
"What happens when you find bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it."
"""woof woof"" -my neighbor's dog telling me his views on abortion lol nigga idk if i can agree on this one"
"What do landfills and hookers have in common? Uncovered loads cost double"
"My road to success is under construction and all the workers are out getting drunk."
"I would be a better president than Donald Trump This is probably the wrong place to post this because that's not a fucking joke."
"What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God? Eggnog-stic."
"Add 5 years onto your age That's how old you'll be in 5 years."
"ME: [in santa costume, covered in chimney soot] that was hard. how does santa do it WIFE: well santas not real, hun ME: [drops cookie] WHAT"