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Joke of the Day
"My road to success is under construction and all the workers are out getting drunk."
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"What do you call deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea."
"Decks. Because I like to be outdoors, but not like all on the ground and shit."
"So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants. The horse unable to understand english, shits on the floor and leaves"
"My doctor said my blood sodium level is apparently too high but I take everything with a grain of salt."
"When Dianna died, the British put up a memorial All France got was a slow down sign"
"My bunny died. Now he's just some bunny that i used to know...."
"What do you call jerking off two dicks with your elbows? The chicken dance."
"Misty's boss says to her: ""You've been late to work for 5 days straight! You know what this means, don't you?"" ..... ...to which Misty replied ""I SURE do! It means today must be FRIDAY!!!"""
"My new party trick.. I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together..... I shit you knot."""