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Joke of the Day

"If the pope sent an overnight package with a special message, would it be Fed-Ex Cathedra?"

"What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard? A new last name."

"What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants? A dire rhetoric."

"Where does Doctor Who go to get his salami?...The Dalek-atessan of course.:D"

"My GF arrives in town next week. I'm so excited! I just hope that all the tension w/ Russia doesn't make U.S. immigration hold up the mail."

"I have a phobia of over engineered buildings... It's a complex complex complex."

"Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself ""What would Jesus do?"" then I remember Jesus got crucified, his decision making skills weren't brilliant"

"I'm beginning to think my best chance of fame is if someone names a syndrome after me."

"Accidents happen everyday... You were one of them."

"I'm a pretty neutral guy. I find it hard to choose sides. I mean, I have an uncle who drives a truck for Pepsi and a cousin who sucks dick for coke."