173839
Joke of the Day
"First comes the engagement ring... then the wedding ring... and then finally suffering.."
Next Joke
"What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!"
"Moses How does Moses make his coffee? He brews it."
"I told a girl she would look better with her hair back and she got really offended. Chemo patients are so sensitive."
"RUSSELL: I told you that cheese wasn't for you ME: [bitterly, mousetraps on both hands] Nothing's ever for me, is it Russell"
"Why did the elephant paint his balls green? Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados"
"I ran the dishwasher today , but i couldnt keep up."
"[at gym] *spends 45 minutes untangling headphones *drops phone, squats to pick it up Phew! Good workout! *leaves"
"I can no longer slur my words when I say ""Transgender""... or else I might say ""Transjenner"""
"Is your refrigerator running? Cause I might vote for it."