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Joke of the Day
"What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!"
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"Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for indecent jurisprudence? He got off on a technicality."
"Why is vagina better than cake? Because you can have your vagina and eat it, too!"
"Me: I want a... Debit card: Nope. Me: Ok. Just making sure."
"I bought a guide on the internet on how to be a thief 3 months ago I Haven't received it yet.."
"Instagram before the foods goes in, Twitter when the food goes out."
"I just saw two really large spiders dancing to some 1980s music. I think they were Duran Durantulas."
"I lost 100 pounds... and I only got half an hour. London chicks are pricy as hell."
"What is the bank manager's favourite type of football? Fiver side!"
"Jaded Prostitute & considerate leper What did the leper say to the prostitute? Stop me if you've heard this one"