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Joke of the Day
"""Flatulence is not an emotion."" -me explaining feelings to boyfriend"
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"Did you know that six days a week T.G.I. Friday's thanks God for nothing?"
"Went to a zoo the other day. The only exhibit was a dog. it was a shitzu"
"When I hear the word ""aftermath"" - it always makes me hungry. At school, lunch period followed Math class, so we ate ""aftermath"""
"Poker is like sex... If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand"
"What do you call Nazis from San Francisco? Bay Aryans"
"Did you know... That 80% of all stats are made up?"
"When I was in 6th grade, I asked a girl out with a note and she wrote back ""Maybe :)"" so idk man I might have plans tonight."
"How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite? Namaste home tonight."
"Blackpeoplemeet.com is racist. What about Asians and Hispanics? What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com"