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Joke of the Day

"I ran the dishwasher today , but i couldnt keep up."

"[dinner party] *removing myself from table* Excuse me, I have to take this. *picks up host's dog* *leaves*"

"Which band does Donald Trump dislike the most? Foreigner."

"TIL in 1974 Russians accidentally blew up their own submarine, thinking it was an enemy Oops, wrong sub"

"Irish chili How many beans do you put in Irish chili? Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why? Because one more would be two-farty."

"Why are Reddit jokes so overused? I don't know, ask Dave."

"Joe Biden marries two gay white house officials at his house. His wife isn't happy."

"If only women knew that being happy with themselves is the most attractive quality they can ever offer."

"What's a clown's favorite restaurant? (mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment."

"Chasing a Pringles can down a slope is the closest I've ever been to hunting my own food."