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Joke of the Day
"Moses How does Moses make his coffee? He brews it."
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"What do you call a pig who is a rapper Piggy Smalls"
"Patient And Doctor Joke Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Pizza"" ""My new boyfriend who? ""No. Pizza"" ""My future husband who?"" ""No."" ""Playing hard to get who?"""
"When someone says ""excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable"", how long are they usually gone? Two days seems like a long time."
"Did you hear about the fat absent father? He was never around, but at least he was portly."
"My brother's got a degree in wheel-making. Only 359 more to go."
"Interviewer: how do you feel about traveling? Me: oh I dont know, I mean I just met you"
"Why haven't I ever met a full blooded Jew? All the ones I have met have been Jew-ish"
"Did you hear about the emo pizza? He topped himself."