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Joke of the Day

"Why did the elephant paint his balls green? Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados"

"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? The cow has the udder."

"Rihanna was asked; ""why do you think Chris Brown was denied a visa in Australia?"" She replied: ""Beats the hell outta me"" Edit: holy shit front page, thanks guys"

"Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious."

"""You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... Because I always back up my rage with facts and well documented sources"" -The Credible Hulk"

"What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common? Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad."

"what do you call... what do you call a bad noodle? AM IMPASTA!"

"Hey Guinevere *knight flips up his visor* Hast thou considered my proposal? Because *unsheathes blade* I'm sword of a big deal."

"I can confirm that men and women may disagree on when advice is helpful. In related news, it is warm enough to sleep outside."

"When a Black Hole Crosses Your Path Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does."