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Joke of the Day
"Geometry is like Jersey Shore Allways tanning, sinning, and consigning contracts."
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"Get your therapist to start taking you seriously by pulling a donut out of your purse."
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"Her: I like how you did your hair today. Me: OMG thank you, I passed out in my closet last night."
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"LIFE HACK: give ur next child a normal name ME: are u still mad that ur mother and i named u Life Hack"