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Joke of the Day
"Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!"
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"pool party at my house, bring ur own pool"
"Let's say weed does make me dumber. Then you should be thanking me for levelling the playing field."
"Clint Eastwood should do a movie where he is a crotchety old sysadmin. Then we could have the line: ""Get off my LAN."""
"Today I masturbated 8 times! A personal record for me... In my defence Schindler's list was a long film"
"I went to my local supermarket and they offered me a 'bag for life'. I said, ""No thanks, I'm already married."""
"The only B word you should be using to describe her is ""Beautiful."" Because bitches love being called ""beautiful."""
"have a nail gun and some boards laying around? show him you love him by adding some attractive wood paneling to his car"
"What do you call an angry German? Sauerkraut."
"Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming."