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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (Gagging noise) My all time favorite joke."
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"A man came to my door today, and asked if I would donate to building the community pool So I gave him a glass of water"
"A giraffe walks into a bar... The giraffe trips and falls over, the bartender says, ""what's that lyin over there."" And someone replies, ""that's not a lion, that's a giraffe."""
"Say what you like about Donald Trump.. But he's doing more than anyone else in the world to stop Donald Trump from being elected president."
"Has anyone seen my jacket? It's white with sleeves that make you hug yourself and a cute belt."
"I just got Natalie Portman's autograph! Sure, it's on a restraining order, but still..."
"I recently turned 18 and got an eye test Kind of bummed I didn't get adult super vision"
"Life is like a penis, loose and hanging freely. Until a woman comes along and makes it hard."
"Whooooaaaa, I'm halfway therrreee WHOOOAAAA, LOSING ALL MY HAIRRRR Take this wig, we'll fake it I swearrrrr WHOAOHH, LOSING ALL MY HAIRRR"
"I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds..."