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Joke of the Day

"A man came to my door today, and asked if I would donate to building the community pool So I gave him a glass of water"

"I hope I will get a girlfriend before I die. It turns out I get an eternal life"

"What separates humans and animals? The Mediterranean sea."

"Oral sex makes your day but... Anal makes your whole week"

"What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member? Mad props..."

"I got a cheap circumcision yesterday... It was a rip off."

"Girlfriend caught you looking at another woman? Turn to your girl and tell her that you're glad she doesn't dress like that."

"[2018] ALIEN: take me to ur leader ME: uh ok *takes him to president Donald Trump* ALIEN: lol good one but seriously where's ur real leader"

"So me and my demons are gonna have a few bloody mary's and see where the day takes us. Would you and your demons like to tag along?"

"My friend is really into that show Arrow He's a real Arrow-head"