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Joke of the Day

"Say what you like about Donald Trump.. But he's doing more than anyone else in the world to stop Donald Trump from being elected president."

"I finally learned how to convert units to the metric system! It's a real 1.61kilometers6.35kilograms for me."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side!"

"I can't think of a better time to drop dead than at a New Year's Eve party right after everyone yells ""...1!"""

"You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles."

"Is it I 'ran' through the campground? Or...I 'run' through the campground? Oh right, I ran, because its past tents."

"I had a dream that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting and Tom Ripley Thanks to months of therapy, I'm finally battling my Damons."

"What do Reptiles love to smoke? Mariguana"

"Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark."

"Want to hear something funny? Women's Rights."