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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you can't see your skin? Pore resolution"
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"I found an alternative to Pokemon GO. It's this new game called Grindr. I haven't tried it yet, but I hear its this thing where you go around, trying to capture bears."
"There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!"
"Have you seen that clip of the LGBT stripper who's incorporated martial arts into her routine? No? Well if you want to, just Google ""Gypsy Bruce Lee""."
"What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common? 100% chance of snow"
"Nothing's labeled clearly, I was promised tea & never got any, the criminal justice system is barbaric. ~ Alice's Yelp review of Wonderland"
"Did you hear about the raisin that slept with another raisin's wife? No? You're obviously not up to date with currant affairs."
"If I was an alcoholic, I'd stash all my booze in the laundry basket because apparently I'm the only person in my house who knows it exists."
"Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer? Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one."
"Indians are better with computers because they are the 1's who invented 0's"