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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Greyhound bus depot and a lobster with big boobs? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."

"What's the darkest dark humor joke you got? I start!.. What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."

"I used to be in a band called Cheap Viagra'. We didn't make it very big."

"The good news First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."

"If Ursa Minor is made up of stars... is it safe to call it a Solar Bear?"

"So a horse comes into a bar.. Wait... or was it a man. OK. so this horse comes into a man."

"Imitation is the sincerest form of crabmeat."

"What's Brown & Rhymes With Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"The bird developed an illness. i think it started when the bird flu."