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Joke of the Day

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs."

"A girl picking up the phone in the middle of sex is a free pass to get weird."

"Why did Bruce Jenner wait until age 65 to become a woman? He wanted to avoid menopause."

"I bumped into the inventor of the selfie today His face was a picture"

"An engineer went hunting... And found a set of tracks. He bent down to take a closer look and was run over by a train."

"I'm giving up sex for Lent.. .. It shouldn't be too hard."

"I complimented my chemistry professor, who's from Germany, ""Sir, you're so effervescent."" He replied, ""Did you effer see me when I effer vasn't?"""

"If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine."

"Gave up on my dream of being a murderer a long time ago. I leave long hair everywhere & everyone knows its mine without doing a DNA test."

"What's a Jew's favorite classic rock song? Money - Pink Floyd"