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Joke of the Day
"What do peasants do in their spare time? They serf"
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"I was trying to think of a joke about friends... But I don't have any."
"What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus? A cross-dresser."
"Why did Santa flick a booger on Beyonce? bc shes a cunt"
"I was once a male trapped in a female's body but then my mother gave birth."
"""Will, you, Mary, Me"" -- invitation to an orgy."
"These generic frosted flakes are ooooooookay."
"I'm addicted to brake fluid... ...but I can stop whenever I want."
"I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D"
"Just convinced the teen up the street that he needs to change the winter air out of his tires and put in summer air. Don't do dope, kids."