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Joke of the Day

"Remember kids -- it may be illegal to text and drive; but you can still lawfully handwrite someone a heartfelt letter at 50mph."

"What do you call a really really big ant? A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant? an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business? A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any."

"I dated a magician once; she put her hand on my leg and I turned into a motel....."

"Here's a funny joke... Civil Forfeiture."

"The Pillsbury dough boy He is a great roll model."

"Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove"

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Big tits"

"How many French eggs do you need? One egg is un oeuf."

"What's the difference between herpes and mono? You get one from snatching a kiss."

"I think if I was brutally ass raped by a unicorn, it would be of little consolation that they are fictional."