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Joke of the Day
"I dated a magician once; she put her hand on my leg and I turned into a motel....."
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"People say ambidextrous people contradict themselves. On the other hand, I disagree."
"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!"
"My 9yo son just gave me a hug and told me thank you for not naming him Dick."
"What did the bean say to the other bean? How have you been?"
"What is close to stupidity? Mexico and Canada"
"I inherited my chronic diarrhea from my parents It runs in the Genes"
"What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam? You weren't there man"
"What is Stannis Baratheon's favorite genre of metal? Grindcore"
"Two Spanish historians believe that they've discovered the Holy Grail. Indiana Jones found it back in 1989, but they lost track of it."