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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Big tits"
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"Bill Clinton voted for Hillary Clinton in the electoral college today. First known instance of him being faithful."
"Avoid confrontations in the work place by slashing your coworker's tires while they sleep."
"What's Hitler's favorite board game? Gas Who?"
"How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating? If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline."
"Why did the vegetable band break up? They couldn't keep a beet."
"I'm starting a career by putting bombs in prayer mats I think prophets will go through the roof"
"What do test tube babies do on mothers day and father's day? They cry"
"That moment when the woman ur dancing behind bends over so u can grind &u realize she lost an earring & nobody in starbucks can hear ur iPod"
"What's the difference between a frog? One leg's both the same."