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Joke of the Day
"Here's a funny joke... Civil Forfeiture."
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"I'm a really green person, but only because I hate the oceans."
"I have nice cans and beautiful ass, yet nobody likes me.. apparently you should also belong to the right gender."
"My new years resolution for 2017 1920x1080"
"Get really close to a dog. Look them in the eyes. Hiss ""who do you think you are?"" as you pet them"
"Did youhear about the Newfie abortion clinic? It's so busy there's a twelve month waiting list."
"My grandfather has the heart of a lion And a lifetime ban from the zoo"
"""You spent hours slaving away in the kitchen yesterday. Relax. Let me sort out dinner today."" *Orders pizza"
"Usain Bolt is already in 2016. Happy New Year !"
"BREAKING NEWS: Deflated toothpaste tube found in Brady's locker! I wonder how Tom and Patriots will react to Colegate..."