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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a really really big ant? A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant? an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business? A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any."

"Who ever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in trouble. You have my Word."

"Hey dude, can you make a pamphlet for me? For you bro? Sure."

"A redhead tells her blonde step sister that she had sex with a Brazilian. The blonde says, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""

"So my neighbor knocked on my door at 3AM... Who knocks on doors at three in the morning? It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes."

"I'm quitting the blueberry only diet. I haven't lost a pound and I'm getting tired of blueberry pancakes, muffins and poptarts every meal."

"This is one of those gems thought up at 4 am, why does nobody listen to Neo-Nazis? It's all just white noise."

"What's a terrorist's favourite car? A Ford Exploder."

"Forgot it's April fool's! What's the simplest way to really quickly get some friends so I can prank them?"

"Capture the viva la Flag I will try to upload one each day. Just look for johnfromnorway https://i.imgur.com/j1poxyK.jpg"