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Joke of the Day

"What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !"

"What do Indians live in? Poverty. :("

"I'm addicted to wanking over leaflets. When I went into rehab, I got off to a flyer."

"M: If I cashew looking through my windows agai- H: What? M: I saw you pecan! H: No, I wasn- M: You're macadamian me mad. H: You're nuts."

"JOHN LENNON: Love is all you need ME: This guy knows what it's all about JOHN LENNON: I am the egg man coo coo ca chu ME: OK scratch that"

"The racist dove Married a racist hen And together they started A coo clucks clan"

"You might as well shoot for the stars because... Best case scenario you succeed and are immediately vaporized into nothing. Worst case scenario you miss and fade into the endless void of nothing."

"What does it take to finish a race? More than a Holocaust"

"What do people from Cape Cod say to their butts? Hyannis"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change..."