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Joke of the Day
"What do people from Cape Cod say to their butts? Hyannis"
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"Pokemon go in Brazil I heard Pokemon Go players in Brazil can catch an exclusive Pokemon... the Zikachu"
"Best if said out loud... So a mango's (man goes) in a bar... What the hell is a mango doing in a bar? But chessy but gets a good giggle :D"
"All of Donald Trump's wives are foreigners... Turns out there really are jobs American's won't do. Source: Mitt Romney's response to an interviewer's question."
"Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: ""Baroke baroke baroke."""
"3 guys walk into a bar... The 4th guy ducked."
"Chicken Why did the chicken go to the car dealership? -- she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan.."
"Star Wars has given me unrealistic expectations of who my father is."
"Just told my toddler to eat 5 bites of her dinner, to which she replied I was horrible. So I counted the number 3 twice. Biotch."
"Is it solipsistic in here? Or is it just me?"