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Joke of the Day

"JOHN LENNON: Love is all you need ME: This guy knows what it's all about JOHN LENNON: I am the egg man coo coo ca chu ME: OK scratch that"

"What do Karl Marx and the founder of Linux have in common? Both of them hate classes."

"Pakistan makes nuclear threat in response to fake news The struggle Israel"

"You guys talk about sex like it's so great. I had sex once and she made me take off my jean jacket. Just not worth it."

"What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar? A payday"

"All these people training for marathons and I'm over here, on my couch, trying to lasso the remote with my phone charger."

"According to Cunningham's Law, the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the right answer and wait for idiots to tell you you're wrong."

"What do you call it when homosexual congressmen have lunch together? A Federal Mandate"

"How do you keep a slow person in suspense?"

"Jesus walks into a boarding house.... Jesus walks into a boarding house. He puts three nails down on the counter and asks ""Can you put me up for the night?"""