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Joke of the Day
"What does it take to finish a race? More than a Holocaust"
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"Our kids seem to prefer Kraft mac and cheese over the usual spaghetti noodles and crushed up generic Doritos."
"Millionaire Interview Interviewer : Sir, who helped you on becoming a Millionaire? Millionaire : My wife........ I was a billionaire before."
"What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common? They both gotta go fast."
"I met a new paleontologist today... Fascinating young lady, called Diana Saw-Hunter."
"Studies show [NSFW] Studies show 9/10 people enjoy gang rape"
"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping today? It's okay though, he woke up."
"What does Hitler and Barney Stinson have in common? They are both legend... wait for it ...aryan"
"What kind of bees give milk? Boo-bees."
"I am willing to promise my kids anything just so they go away for a while. I learned that trick from the government"