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Joke of the Day

"What does it take to finish a race? More than a Holocaust"

"There are 3 kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't."

"What is the difference between a dog thermometer and a human thermometer? the taste"

"What did the cook say to his wife? I'm cumin!"

"The blonde and the calculator Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are 50 cents but deer nuts are under a buck."

"Stop changing your profile picture in a desperate attempt to get compliments."

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

"I told you to pick up a slow cooker... All I see when I look in the kitchen is a turtle wearing a chefs hat"