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Joke of the Day
"What do Indians live in? Poverty. :("
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"Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"
"What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming."
"you're mama so fat... she broke her leg and gravy poured out."
"If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?"
"3 days ago I put a sign on my door that said ""I'll be back in 20 minutes"". Nobody has bothered me since and I'm never taking it down."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something so small?"""
"I couldn't find my eye drops today It seems like eye dropped it. :|"
"The Band "" The Ghost Inside "" bus was just involved in a fatal crash I guess that means there could literally be a Ghost Inside, the bus."
"holy crap a guy actually gave me his number and i didn't know what to do so i panicked and sent him a picture of a dead bird?"