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Joke of the Day

"Last year I felt miserable and depressed, but this year I've managed to turn it around. Now I feel depressed and miserable."

"The iPhone 7 may be revolutionary and everything.... But the Samsung Note 7 blows you away."

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"""Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."" - me, peeping at you in the shower"

"What's it like paying a dude for sex? It's a pain in the ass."

"I used to miss Mitch Hedburg I still do... But I used to, too. RIP"

"Who makes more money - a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute- she can wash her crack and resell it."

"Two guys walked into a bar... They didn't see it."

"What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed? Looks like we got a tail."

"Female Viagra Why has it taken so long to get a female version of Viagra? They couldn't get the women to agree on the color for the pill."