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Joke of the Day
"Why were Porn Stars not affected by the recession? Some jobs always have sticky wages..."
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"I've done all the cleaning and ironing but I've forgot why I broke into this house in the first place."
"A grasshopper walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, I've got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies, ""You've got a drink named Bob?"""
"I bet the first guy to pee on someone's jellyfish sting was NOT trying to help them."
"When people ask me how old I am, I always say 45. They all think I look AMAZING for my age."
"Oral can make your whole day Anal can make your hole weak."
"What do you call a row of boxers? A punchline."
"Why doesn't Hellen Keller play piano? Because she's fucking dead."
"A recent study by statisticians... ...shows the average human has one breast and one testicle."
"If you knew what I considered to be my ""best behavior"" it's doubtful you'd advise me to be ""on it""."