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Joke of the Day
"So I broke up with the Japanese girl I was dating I had to drop the bomb twice"
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"Buy a ""World's Greatest Boss"" mug and drink out of it in front of your boss."
"A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""I'm sorry, but we don'tserve food here."""
"How do you starve a Socialist? You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit; Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!"
"Amy's baking Co. Has just designed a gaming system It's called the Xbox one"
"People are saying that the Kardashians think Khloe's new boyfriend doesn't love her. They think he's simply using her to be famous or as they put it, ""Welcome to the family."""
"It's true what they say about the cast of the new ghostbusters film. They truly have no dick."
"'I've never done this on a first date before' I say as I start vacuuming his place"
"I was talking to my Irish mate about Brad Pitt's films, but I could not remember the name of that historical Greek film he was in..... ""Troy."" he said, suddenly. ""I am."" I replied. ""Give me a minute"""
"Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread? It was a crusty steed!"