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Joke of the Day
"Tired? Cranky ? Feeling like crap .....There's a nap for that ."
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"What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics? Walking."
"How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !"
"What does a Jewish pedophile say? Come buy some candy kids!"
"Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost."
"Fishes. What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?"
"What did the dentist witness after he gassed the rabbi? **jews laughter** The punchline is more of a visual joke, based upon where the reader places the ""s."" To my knowledge, this is an original joke."
"[Me flirting with a twenty something] Him: When last did you get lit? Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated."
"You know you have a drinking problem if the bartender knows your name.....and you've never even been to that bar before."
"Siri, what's depression? Siri: Here are your directions to Chuck E Cheese."