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Joke of the Day
"How do you protect yourself from ghosts? Hide in the living room."
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"My mom keeps asking me who made a mess at the dinner table I spilled the beans"
"Everybody knows about Trumps reality show, ""the Apprentice."" But, did you know about Hillary's show? ""the Biggest Loser."""
"Why did the hipster complain about winter in July? He wanted to do it before it was cool."
"I got a new clock at IED.com"
"A butcher backed into a meat grinder... He got a little behind in his work."
"""A man in a wheelchair walks into the room..."" Um, teacher? (*true story, just happened!*)"
"Based on the musicians who thanked him at the Grammys, I gotta say: I'm not crazy for God's taste in music."
"How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride our bikes"
"How does Professor Charles Xavier Apologise? He says ""Cerebro"""