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Joke of the Day
"A butcher backed into a meat grinder... He got a little behind in his work."
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"I broke up with my girlfriend because I'm pretty religious I'm a Presbyterian, and she was Satan"
"Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!"
"How do you mail an egg? In a henvelope!"
"A farmer asks the scarecrow if he likes his job ""Well... this job isn't for everyone..."" the scarecrow ponders, ""but hey... it's in my jeans"""
"What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper."
"""Call your blonde friend, your black friend & your Asian friend!"" - every cellphone ad ever"
"What's in an STD salad? green pees"
"*sees burglar *throws flashlight at him *misses *throws another *misses *throws another *misses *throws another Burglar: WTF Me: COSTCO"
"My wife converted to Judaism during Batman Begins. It was a real Christian Bail."