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"Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing? He had deadlines to meet"
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A Stick"
"What goes clop clop, clop clop, Bang! Bang! Clop clop... An Amish drive-by shooting."
"They say, ""the grass is greener on the other side..."" That's why Pablo, my landscaper, imports my marijuana."
"Do girls budget their tears so they don't dehydrate & other legitimate questions"
"How many jobs did Speaker Boehner create in the past 4 years as a Speaker? One, when he left."
"Two most important rules of programming 1. Avoid repetitions 2. Avoid repetitions"
"What happened to the minter who went crazy? He stopped making cents."
"A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Their lack of faith due to God forsaking mankind has driven them to alcoholism."