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Joke of the Day
"Why is it better to be fat than skinny? Because the pros LITERALLY outweigh the cons!"
Next Joke
"What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge? A snapshot."
"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse."
"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian bail."
"I left my girlfriend because she lost an ear It may sound shallow but I take my corn seriously"
"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole the calendar? .................they both got 6 months."
"If you pee on a cop Urine trouble. (Credit to my bff)"
"You're all invited to my second bar mitzvah where I become a child once again"
"What would I do?"
"The poor sentence got hurt while riding his bike... He got his dangling modifier stuck in the chain."