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Joke of the Day

"It's hard to explain a joke to a kleptomaniac... ...because he takes things literally"

"Is there a difference between our farts? Your gas is as good as mine :\"

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks: ""How much for a beer?"" The bartender replies: ""For you? No charge."""

"Did you hear that France changed their flag? It is now just White"

"Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred's paper says ""I don't know"" and you have put ""Me neither""!"

"[mission] CMDR: Did everyone sync their watches? ME: Yeah and now it doesn't work CMDR: What? Let me see ME: I can't...it's in the sink"

"Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere."

"What is Anon's favorite coding language? Fortran"

"What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids? Naughty pine"

"Why did Helen Kellers kid commit suicide You would also if your name was Hughhhawahfluh Keller"