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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sarcastic abyss? A sar-chasm."
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"Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee? Because he was misbeehiving"
"Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead."
"And the King of puns said It's going to be another reigny day"
"The History Channel"
"I hate all 1970's female solo artists What a bunch of pre-madonnas"
"With a name like Freddy Mercury... shouldn't he have done heavy metal?"
"So what goes around comes around eh? Try saying that to my belt"
"Why do we all marry? - because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!"
"Me: I have a younger sister but she's nothing like me. Him: Wow, she sounds perfect."