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Joke of the Day

"How did the two Irish gay guys know they were meant for each other? Their names are Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."

"What do you call a Russian sex offender who is trying to quit smoking? A vape-ist"

"Some one destroyed the punchline to my Beastie Boys joke earlier.. I'm tellin' y'all, it was a sabotage"

"What if birds have tiny human-like ears underneath their feathers? That's certainly something to think about, but not during sex."

"Jokes about the handicapped aren't funny. They're lame."

"Yo momma's so fat... .. when she fell out of bed, it was detected by LIGO."

"How does Walter Palmer like his eggs? Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any"

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactoes"

"A guy asked me what I was doing in the wardrobe. I told him, 'Narnia Business'."

"I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature."