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Joke of the Day

"Bruce Willis angrily returns a cheese grater to the store, ""IT DID NOT MAKE THE CHEESE GREATER! IT JUST MADE LOTS OF LITTLE CHEESE"" he fumes"

"If body builders religiously try to gain weight.. Does that mean they go to the gym for mass?"

"There was a kidnapping earlier today But then he woke up"

"When I wss a kid I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts For eating a Brownie."

"What's the temperate inside of a ton-ton? What's the temperature inside of a ton-ton? Lukewarm."

"Did you know Hellen Keller had a treehouse? Neither did Hellen Keller."

"Looking for an Australian joke! I saw it yesterday. I only remember the last line was ""bummer man""."

"HELLO automatic flushing toilet!! I appreciate the enthusiasm but I really wasn't finished"

"Want to hear a cheesy joke? I will only tell it if I have your Parmesean..."

"The only way for America to not fuck up in the next election. Vote for Bill Clinton. Left the nation with national Surplus, and he got his dick sucked doing it."