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Joke of the Day

"Bruce Willis angrily returns a cheese grater to the store, ""IT DID NOT MAKE THE CHEESE GREATER! IT JUST MADE LOTS OF LITTLE CHEESE"" he fumes"

"Knock knock Who's there? Owls. Owls who? They certainly do"

"Stop talking about being sad. Use a bigger word like despondent so people will at least think you're an intelligent cry baby."

"Sometimes I lay in bed awake at night thinking, how did Skeletor from He-Man speak perfectly without lips or a tongue"

"Only 50 more days til we find out who's our next President! Last time I was nauseous 50 days straight, at least I got a baby out of it!"

"I can't seem to convince these dogs & cats that I don't need their assistance in the bathroom."

"My Asian boyfriend was sucking me off last night (we're gay) Best brojob ever."

"You know how you can tell a Black Bear from a Grizzly? Black Bears smoke Newports."

"Did you Hear About the Paper Joke? It was tear-ible"

"A man gets pulled over, the officer says to him ""How high are you?"" The man replies, ""No officer it's 'hi, how are you?'"""