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Joke of the Day
"I went outside once.... The graphics were great! But the storyline sucked!!!!!"
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"We're sorry Micky Mouse, but your wife being crazy is not reasonable grounds for a divorce! I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy!"
"If pronouncing your b's like v's makes you sound Russian... Then *soviet!*"
"Me: I invited Todd over for dinner. Wife: Uncle Todd or Todd who takes things literally? *Todd exits out the back door with our television*"
"I thought ""asbestos"" was Spanish for ""best ass."""
"My scout leader taught me a very valuable lesson... ... ""If you lick your fingers and wet it a little, it will slide right in"". Threading needles has never been this easy!"
"Now that Benedict XVI is out of work... ...like all good celebs, he's releasing a fragrance. Expect to see Popepourri on the shelves this summer."
"What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&M club? ""Troll in the dungeon!"""
"How do '90s kids count to 6? Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis."
"A three legged dog walked into a saloon. Said..""I'm looking for the man that shot my Pa."""