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Joke of the Day

"What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&M club? ""Troll in the dungeon!"""

"Why can't zombies play the blues? Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it."

"Meatballs have bread crumbs inside them. Meat plus bread means that a meatball is actually a sandwich."

"Knock knock. Come in."

"The Guyz l Shadowrun Returns l Razor Edge ep 3 l HE'S STILL THERE Hi, I'm Karmit, and I play video games...yeah... Well that's all I can really say. Just want to advertise stuff so...yeah...america..."

"Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it ""White People"""

"Pretty Punny! What did the cat stripper say when she found out she was being replaced by a younger pussy?????? You've gotta be Kitten me!"

"I only accept chocolate chip cookie bribes, THE SOFT ONES CHRISTY, NOT THE GARBAGE YOU GAVE ME."

"It's fun to watch babies taste new things like ice cream, lemons, or 9-volt batteries."

"If Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders were stuck on an island, who would survive? America"