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Joke of the Day

"I thought ""asbestos"" was Spanish for ""best ass."""

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?"

"What do you call a custard when it goes bad? Off-pudding."

"Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop"

"In our football match today the opposition hit the bar three times in the first half. I know we're not very good but they could have at least waited until the end to celebrate."

"What's the best thing about alzheimers? You're always meeting new people."

"I think Jurassic Park should have been entitled ""Fuck Religion"" Hahah."

"Why do people nickname Cersei's kids after sandwich meats? Because they're both in bread"

"Why did all the residents of Flint, MI switch from the hip hop station to the classic rock radio station? They wanted to get the lead out."

"Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy? They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen."